mackle-cera:

sentimental-sanity:

whitegirlsaintshit:

how can you suck dick like that? there’s no vacuum. his face is always gonna have a draft. you can smell his breath on every side of his face. this nigga can’t be near water no more, he’d drown trying wash his face. he ain’t never gonna replenish his thirst. smh i wish him the best.


How the fuck does he eat

… changes.. his tunnels.. to plugs?
molls:

All my friends have high cholesterol

akanedee:

if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence

scientificenterprise:

my role at family functions is to look the best and to drink the wine

ik-zie-u-graag:

I WAITED THE WHOLE YEAR TO POST THIS!!!!
respectthenightowl:

“Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.”  Oscar Wilde
mypreciouslittleblog:

my economics textbook sees a bright future ahead

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