userbar:

i used to think

if only you could put pizza on pizza and believe there was no way it could be done

but now, i have seen the light

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Wincing at the Money shot: The Experience of Watching Porn as a Woman

pinchblog:

Before I discovered Internet porn, a cream pie was a delicious dessert, a facial was what rich ladies got to stay youthful, and a turkey slap occurred only between the feistiest of birds during a territorial battle. The terms have taken double meanings now, but I can deal with that. Like so many…

gordoananke:

midnightthunders:

So… I was giving some jelly to my cat

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My phone started ringing. Forgetting that I was holding the spoon I took the phone.

I never heard the spoon hitting the floor…

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they are evolving

awwww-cute:

My dog got excited when I got home from work and ran around me while peeing
tanku:

why is there ham on this cat

Syrian man drinking tea after his house was bombed 

whitebeyonce:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up


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